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Solve the
Impossible.

I solve the hardest technical problemsβ€”the ones everyone says are impossible. Complex integrations, legacy system rescues, and "no one knows how this works" challenges that deliver transformational results, not incremental improvements.

6mo→2d ERP Migration
40h→15min Data Reconciliation
$500K Problem Solved

Complex Problem Solving

The impossible problems that have been sitting in your backlog for months. One-off technical challenges that deliver transformational value.

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Problem Complexity Tiers

"Impossible" Integration 1–3 days

Legacy systems everyone's afraid to touch β†’ working, tested integration

Data Archaeology 2–5 days

Years of messy data β†’ clean, queryable system with confidence intervals

System Rescue Premium rate

Critical systems failing, no docs, original dev gone β†’ stable operation

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Legacy System Wizardry

Hostile ERP Extraction

Proprietary formats, no APIs, encrypted databases β†’ clean data feeds

Reverse Engineering

Black box systems, undocumented protocols β†’ working integration spec

Data Forensics

Corrupted databases, missing years β†’ reconstructed, validated datasets

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Impossible Integrations

API-less System Bridging

Screen scraping, file watching, database triggers β†’ real-time sync

Protocol Translation

Proprietary formats, legacy protocols β†’ modern REST/GraphQL APIs

Multi-System Orchestration

5+ disconnected systems β†’ single workflow with rollback capability

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Advanced Problem Solving

Algorithm Development

Custom algorithms for unique business logic β†’ 10-100x performance gains

Performance Rescue

Systems that "just run slow" β†’ root cause analysis and optimization

Scalability Engineering

"Works in dev, breaks in prod" β†’ bulletproof high-load architectures

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Emergency Response

Crisis System Recovery

Production down, team panicking β†’ rapid diagnosis and temporary fixes

Data Loss Recovery

"Oops, we deleted the database" β†’ forensic recovery and prevention

Security Incident Response

Breach containment, forensics, hardening β†’ secure, auditable systems

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Premium Problem Solving

"No One Knows How" Systems

Original developer gone, no docs, business-critical β†’ documented operation

Vendor Lock-in Escape

Expensive proprietary systems β†’ open alternatives with migration plan

Regulatory Compliance

SOX, HIPAA, PCI nightmares β†’ compliant systems with audit trails

Tech Stack

Azure SQL SQL Server Python .NET React Flutter Twilio Microsoft Graph Shopify Samsara RingCentral Power BI Playwright Docker Cloudflare

Impossible Made Possible

Real problems that "couldn't be solved" until they were

6 Mo→2 Days

"Impossible" ERP Migration

Proprietary system with no export tools β†’ full SQL Server migration with zero data loss

Reverse Engineering Data Forensics
$500K Problem

Legacy System Rescue

Business-critical system failing, no docs, original team gone β†’ stable operation

Crisis Recovery System Archaeology
40h→15min

Manual Reconciliation

Weekly 40-hour manual data matching β†’ automated with 99.97% accuracy

Algorithm Design Automation
"Black Box"

Protocol Reverse Engineering

Undocumented proprietary protocol β†’ working API with full specification

Protocol Analysis API Development

Problems I Solve

🚨 Crisis Situations

  • System down, team panicking
  • Data loss, backup failed
  • Security breach containment

πŸ” Mystery Systems

  • "No one knows how this works"
  • Original developer gone
  • Undocumented legacy code

🚧 Impossible Integrations

  • No API, proprietary format
  • Hostile vendor systems
  • Multiple system orchestration

⚑ Performance Nightmares

  • "It just runs slow"
  • Doesn't scale past dev
  • Algorithm optimization

Got an Impossible Problem?

Everyone says it can't be done. Your team's been stuck for months. Let's turn your biggest technical nightmare into a solved problem.

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Problem Diagnosis

Root cause analysis of your "impossible" problem

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Rapid Solution

Days or weeks, not months of corporate development cycles

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Battle-Tested Results

Production-ready solutions with proper error handling